Thought I’d try a new career. One that would help me make a bit of money to see me through my forthcoming retirement in three years’ time. Got plenty of time to plan for it. I know what I want to do. That’s not a problem. It’s just about getting your foot in the door…

Too old to be a hero Too old to be brave Too old to be marching To an early grave Too worn to contribute Too torn to care Too forlorn to shoulder My own fair share Too tired to stand up Not wired to fight Cremated, not fired up By the wrong and the right…